Title: I've Got Two Legs
            From: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl 
  Transcribed By: Bret Shefter ( SHEBREB@YALEVM.BITNET )
 
 
		Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
		When I move 'em they walk around, and
		When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
		When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!
 
                              (gunshot)