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Monty Python's Flying Circus:
- LIBERTY.MID 27 Kb The Liberty Bell March (a.k.a. The Monty Python Theme)
- MONEY.WAV 590 Kb The Money Song
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
- GRAILTHM.MID 4 Kb. The Theme From The Holy Grail
- AGRAIL.WAV 11 Kb "A grrrraillll?"
- APOLOGY.WAV 63 Kb "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'!"
- ARGH.WAV 27 Kb "Aaarrrggghhh!"
- ARMS.WAV 17 Kb "Consult the book of armaments!"
- BEDWET.WAV 25 Kb "No chance, English bed-wetting types."
- BISCUIT.WAV 38 Kb "All right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits."
- BITELEGS.WAV 18 Kb "I'll bite your legs off!"
- BLEED.WAV 17 Kb "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
- BRITAINS.WAV 12 Kb "Who are the Britons?"
- COCONUT.WAV 40 Kb "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together."
- CUTDOWN.WAV 18 Kb "Cut down a tree with a herring?"
- DEAD.WAV 33 Kb "Bring out your dead!"
- ECENTRIC.WAV 14 Kb "What an eccentric performance."
- FART.WAV 32 Kb "I fart in your general direction."
- FAVE.WAV 28 Kb "What is your favourite colour?"
- FRENCH.WAV 58 Kb "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?"
- GAY.WAV 21 Kb "Bet you're gay." "No, I'm not."
- GOODIDEA.WAV 30 Kb "Good idea, O Lord." "Course it's a good idea!"
- GRENADE.WAV 83 Kb "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."
- HAMSTER.WAV 57 Kb "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."
- HAPPY.WAV 28 Kb "I feel happy!"
- HELL.WAV 10 Kb "Oh, bloody hell."
- HERRING.WAV 76 Kb "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!"
- HOWKING.WAV 18 Kb "Well, how do you become king, then?"
- ICKY.WAV 48 Kb "Ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing"
- INTRMSN.WAV 29 Kb The theme from the intermission.
- JC.WAV 17 Kb "Jesus Christ!"
- KINGWHO.WAV 11 Kb "King of the who?"
- KNIGHT.WAV 17 Kb "I'm invincible!"
- KNIGHTS.WAV 36 Kb "We are the knights who say 'ni!'"
- LOONEY.WAV 9 Kb "You're a looney."
- MESSAGE.WAV 31 Kb "Message for you, sir."
- MONKS.WAV 123 Kb The monks' chant. "Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem."
- MUSTBE.WAV 65 Kb "Who's that, then?" "I don't know. Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got shit all over him."
- NEWT.WAV 60 Kb "Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better."
- NI.WAV 6 Kb "Ni!"
- NIBBLE.WAV 16 Kb "What's he do, nibble your bum?"
- NONEPASS.WAV 21 Kb "None shall pass."
- NOO.WAV 8 Kb "Noo!"
- NOTDEAD.WAV 15 Kb "I'm not dead!"
- 125.WAV 39 Kb "One, two, five!" "Three, sir." "Three!"
- ORDINARY.WAV 21 Kb "That's no ordinary rabbit."
- POINTY.WAV 53 Kb "Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth."
- PULL.WAV 13 Kb "Pull the other one!"
- QUEST.WAV 62 Kb "Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest."
- QUITE.WAV 35 Kb "You know much that is hidden, o Tim." "Quite."
- RAZ.WAV 42 Kb Frenchman razzing King Arthur.
- REPRESS.WAV 21 Kb "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
- ROGER.WAV 69 Kb "I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies."
- RUNAWAY.WAV 32 Kb "Run away!"
- SADTIMES.WAV 20 Kb "There is a pestilence upon this land."
- SCRATCH.WAV 14 Kb "'Tis but a scratch."
- SHRUB.WAV 30 Kb "A shrubbery!"
- SHRUB2.WAV 31 Kb "Another shrubbery!"
- SILLY.WAV 35 Kb "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
- SOD.WAV 19 Kb "You silly sod!"
- SPANK.WAV 22 Kb "Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
- SPLAT.WAV 9 Kb The prince falling out of the tower and hitting the ground.
- STRANGE.WAV 16 Kb "What a strange person."
- SWALLOW.WAV 29 Kb "What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"
- TART.WAV 64 Kb "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you."
- TAUNT.WAV 39 Kb "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
- TESTE.WAV 52 Kb "We fire arrows in the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testacles already."
- TIM.WAV 56 Kb "There are some who call me Tim."
- TIMGRAIL.WAV 33 Kb "You seek the holy grrrailll."
- VELOCITY.WAV 38 Kb "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
- VIOLENCE.WAV 23 Kb "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
- WHOKILL.WAV 44 Kb "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
- WIPE.WAV 38 Kb "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"
- WITCH.WAV 22 Kb "We have found a witch. May we burn her?"
- WOUND.WAV 62 Kb "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." "Yes, I have." "Look!" "It's just a flesh wound."
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Monty Python's Life of Brian:
- BRIAN.MID 41 Kb. The Theme From Life of Brian
- AQUADUCT.WAV 7 Kb "The aquaduct?"
- BEWOMAN.WAV 10 Kb "I want to be a woman."
- BIGNOSE.WAV 7 Kb "Big-nose!"
- BIGUS.WAV 9 Kb "Bigus Dickus"
- BLINDSEE.WAV 28 Kb "I was blind and now I can see."
- BOX.WAV 35 Kb "Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?"
- BUTTOCKS.WAV 11 Kb "Incontinentia Buttocks"
- CARDIAC.WAV 27 Kb "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest."
- CHEESE.WAV 17 Kb "Blessed are the cheese makers."
- CRUX.WAV 74 Kb "Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!" "Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
- DIFFRENT.WAV 46 Kb "Yes, we are all different!" "I'm not."
- DISCUSS.WAV 21 Kb "This calls for immediate discussion!"
- DOGOODER.WAV 7 Kb "Bloody do-gooder!"
- DREAMSPT.WAV 45 Kb "I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face."
- FAVRTISM.WAV 16 Kb "Bloody favourtism!"
- FOOT.WAV 15 Kb "Oh, my foot!"
- GIGGLE.WAV 43 Kb "Anybody else feel like a little giggle?"
- GOAHEAD.WAV 44 Kb "Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care!"
- GOAWAY.WAV 10 Kb "Go away!"
- HEARTHIS.WAV 16 Kb "Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this."
- HIDE.WAV 18 Kb "You haven't given us time to hide."
- HOW.WAV 20 Kb "How shall we f-ck off, o Lord?"
- INDIVID.WAV 69 Kb "You're all individuals!" "Yes, we are all individuals!"
- LINELEFT.WAV 56 Kb "Crucifixion?" "Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."
- LUCKY.WAV 30 Kb "You lucky, lucky bastard."
- LUMPS.WAV 36 Kb "We got lumps of it 'round the back."
- MESSIAH.WAV 19 Kb "I am not the Messiah!"
- NAUGHTY.WAV 39 Kb "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."
- PISSOFF.WAV 8 Kb "Piss off!"
- PLEASING.WAV 35 Kb "There's no pleasing some people." "That's just what Jesus said, sir."
- SEXSEX.WAV 27 Kb "Sex, sex, sex, that's all they think about, eh?"
- SQUAD.WAV 34 Kb "Suicide squad, attack!"
- STUPID.WAV 22 Kb "You stupid bastard!"
- SUNRISE.WAV 23 Kb "If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
- THWOW.WAV 21 Kb "Thwow him to the floor."
- WASTE.WAV 22 Kb "This is a complete waste of time."
- WASTLIFE.WAV 24 Kb "It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?"
- WEIRDO.WAV 10 Kb "Weirdo!"
- WOGER.WAV 35 Kb "I shall welease Woger!"
- WOLFNIPL.WAV 28 Kb "Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they're hot! They're lovely!"
- WOMAN.WAV 16 Kb "Your father was a Woman?"
- WOMEN.WAV 17 Kb "Are there any women here today?"
- WUN.WAV 39 Kb "Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money." "A what?"
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- BITOFF.WAV 53 Kb "During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of off."
- BUCKET.WAV 26 Kb "Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up."
- CLITORIS.WAV 68 Kb "So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!"
- COFFEE.WAV 40 Kb "Tiger brand coffee is a real treat. Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat."
- CUTOFF.WAV 15 Kb "Couldn't you have your balls cut off?"
- DONOR.WAV 43 Kb "What's this, then?" "A liver donor's card." "Need we say more?"
- FINDFISH.WAV 13 Kb "Find the fish."
- FISHGONE.WAV 43 Kb "I wonder where that fish has gone."
- FOREPLAY.WAV 23 Kb "We'll take the foreplay as read."
- GAWK.WAV 46 Kb "Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the hand of God before."
- GLOOM.WAV 28 Kb "Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"
- HATS.WAV 21 Kb "People are not wearing enough hats."
- IDIDGO.WAV 47 Kb "And it went wherever I did go."
- LIVELIFE.WAV 38 Kb "F-ck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to!"
- LIVER.WAV 21 Kb "Hello. Can we have your liver?"
- MAD.WAV 72 Kb "We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets."
- MIDDLE.WAV 47 Kb "Hello, good evening, and welcome to the middle of the film!"
- ORGAN.WAV 22 Kb "Live organ transplants."
- PING.WAV 27 Kb "Get the machine that goes ping!"
- SCIENCE.WAV 38 Kb "I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments."
- STUFFED.WAV 42 Kb "I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed."
- TIGER.WAV 18 Kb "Why are you dressed as a tiger?"
- WAFER.WAV 19 Kb "It's only wafer thin."
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