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And Now For Something Completely Different:

HOWNOTTI.JPG How Not To Be Seen
MRSSMEGM.JPG Mrs Smegma has not learnt the first lesson
POSER.JPG Which bush is Mr E.W. Lambert behind?
ANNOUNCE.JPG "And now..."
ANDNOWTI.JPG Gilliam's animated titles
TITLE.JPG Gilliam's animated titles
FOOT.JPG The famous foot
HUNGARIA.JPG Hungarian phrase book sketch
CONSTABL.JPG Policeman
HANDTREE.JPG Animation: Hands
SHAVING.JPG Animation: Man shaving
MARRIAGE.JPG Marriage Guidance Counsellor
16TONWEI.JPG Arthur Pewtey meets a 16 ton weight
PRAM.JPG Animation: pram
FIFLEAF.JPG Animation: fig leaf
NUDGENUD.JPG Is your wife a goer?
SELFDEFE.JPG How to defend yourself against fresh fruit
COLONEL.JPG Getting too silly
HELLGR1.JPG Hell's Grannies
HELLGR2.JPG Hell's Grannies on motorcycles
KEEPLEFT.JPG Vicious gang of Keep Left signs
CAMPINGI.JPG Precision camping it up
PRINCESP.JPG Handsome prince discovers a spot
SPOTINLO.JPG Black spot falls in love
SIRGEORG.JPG Sir George Head interviewing for his expedition
MOUNTAIN.JPG Mountaineering around the office
BIKINI.JPG The announcer in a bikini
BACKTOMY.JPG Do you want to come back to my place?
CHINESE.JPG Animation: International Communist Conspiracy
AMERICAN.JPG Animation: American Defense
CRELMTOO.JPG Animation: Only Crelm gives 100% protection
20THCENT.JPG Animation: 20th Century Frog
CONRADPO.JPG Animation: Conrad Poohs and his Amazing Teeth
MUSICALM.JPG Arthur Ewing and his Musical Mice
SIREDWAR.JPG It's The Arts - Sir Edward Ross
MILKMAN.JPG Milkman
ROOMOFMI.JPG Room full of previous milkmen
ERNESTSC.JPG Ernest Scribbler, writer of the world's funniest joke
FUNNIEST.JPG Troops armed with the deadly joke
BUSSTOP.JPG Animation: Bus stop
KILLERCA.JPG Animation: Killer cars
MONSTERC.JPG Animation: Monster Cat
VENUS.JPG Animation: Venus
NORWEGIA.JPG Complaint about a dead Norwegian Blue parrot
WAKEYWAK.JPG Wake up, Polly parrot!
LUMBER1.JPG I always wanted to be a lumberjack
LUMBER2.JPG The Lumberjack Song
ANNSPIT.JPG Announcer being roasted on a spit
DIRTYFOR.JPG Dirty fork
MUNGOCHE.JPG Mungo, the chef in the dirty fork sketch
FLUTE.JPG Flute
LINGERIE.JPG Bank robber in lingerie shop
FALLPAST.JPG People falling past the window
CATERPIL.JPG Animation: Caterpillar man
BUTTERFL.JPG Animation: Turned into a butterfly
VOCATION.JPG Vocational Guidance Counsellor and Mr Anchovy
NUDEORGA.JPG Nude organist on "Blackmail"
BLACKMAI.JPG "Blackmail"
PEARLHAR.JPG Pearl Harbor by the Batley Townswomens Guild
HOMEMOVI.JPG Home movies during a romantic interlude
UPPERCLA.JPG Upper Class Twit of the Year
WAKINGNE.JPG Upper Class Twit - Waking the neighbour
BREDEBUT.JPG Upper Class Twit - Taking the bra off the debutante
SHOOTING.JPG Shooting oneself
HIPPOPOT.JPG Animation: Credits - hippopotamus
ANIMATIO.JPG Animation: Credits - animations

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy Looking up
Large Image Small Image Castle
Large Image Small Image Cart full of bodies
Large Image Small Image Discussing what to do with the "dead" old man
Large Image Small Image "Bring out your dead"
Large Image Small Image Arthur talking to Dennis
Large Image Small Image Arthur repressing Dennis
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy galoping thru the forest #1
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy galoping thru the forest #2
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy galoping thru the forest #3
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy watching the Black Knight fight
Large Image Small Image Knight with a sword through the helmet
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy talking with the Black Knight
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy talking with the Black Knight #2
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Patsy talking with the Black Knight #3
Large Image Small Image Black Knight minus an arm
Large Image Small Image Black Knight minus two arms
Large Image Small Image Black Knight kicking Arthur
Large Image Small Image Black Knight minus a leg
Large Image Small Image Black Knight minus everything
Large Image Small Image Monk
Large Image Small Image Monks
Large Image Small Image Monks #2
Large Image Small Image Crowd of angry villagers
Large Image Small Image Bedevere looking at the witch
Large Image Small Image A few confused looking villagers
Large Image Small Image The wooden scales
Large Image Small Image "Burn her!"
Large Image Small Image Bedevere bowing in front of Arthur
Large Image Small Image The Book of the Film
Large Image Small Image Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film
Large Image Small Image Knights galloping forward
Large Image Small Image Camelot (castle)
Large Image Small Image "Camelot!"
Large Image Small Image "Camelot!"
Large Image Small Image "It's only a model."
Large Image Small Image Knights in front of Camelot
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #1
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #2
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #3
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #4
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #5
Large Image Small Image Singing & Dancing Knights of the Round Table #6
Large Image Small Image Dungeon guy
Large Image Small Image God
Large Image Small Image Looking up at God
Large Image Small Image The Holy Grail
Large Image Small Image "The Quest for the Holy Grail"
Large Image Small Image Patsy Blowing Trumpet
Large Image Small Image French guard
Large Image Small Image Looking up at French guard
Large Image Small Image French guards
Large Image Small Image Chuckling French guards
Large Image Small Image Looking up at French guard #2
Large Image Small Image French guard #2
Large Image Small Image The cow sailing over the rampart
Large Image Small Image Trumpet players
Large Image Small Image French guard listening
Large Image Small Image The wooden rabbit
Large Image Small Image Wheeling the wooden rabbit up to the castle
Large Image Small Image Guards looking out the castle door
Large Image Small Image The wooden rabbit sailing over the rampart
Large Image Small Image Knights screaming
Large Image Small Image The Historian
Large Image Small Image "The Tale of Sir Robin"
Large Image Small Image Sign post
Large Image Small Image Sir Robin galloping through the forrest
Large Image Small Image Three skewered knights
Large Image Small Image Robin and the three-headed knight
Large Image Small Image Robin looking up at the three-headed knight
Large Image Small Image Three-headed knight
Large Image Small Image "The Tale of Sir Galahad"
Large Image Small Image Castle Anthrax with the grail-shaped beacon
Large Image Small Image Sir Galahad looking up at the grail-shaped beacon
Large Image Small Image Zoot welcomes Sir Galahad
Large Image Small Image Doctor Piglet and Doctor Winston
Large Image Small Image Sir Galahad surrounded
Large Image Small Image "Oh no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot"
Large Image Small Image "Get on with it!" #1
Large Image Small Image "Get on with it!" #2
Large Image Small Image "Get on with it!" #3
Large Image Small Image Sir Galahad surrounded #2
Large Image Small Image "I bet you're gay"
Large Image Small Image "Sir Lancelot saves Sir Gallahad"
Large Image Small Image "Scene 24"
Large Image Small Image Laughing old man
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere in the forest
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere and the Knights of Ni
Large Image Small Image Knight of Ni
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere discussing the Knights of Ni
Large Image Small Image The crime scene
Large Image Small Image "The Tale of Sir Lancelot"
Large Image Small Image Monk at writing desk
Large Image Small Image "Bloody weather"
Large Image Small Image Swamp Castle
Large Image Small Image Prince Herbert and his father
Large Image Small Image Prince beginning to sing
Large Image Small Image "Stop that!"
Large Image Small Image The prince's guards
Large Image Small Image The prince's guards #2
Large Image Small Image "Message for you sir!"
Large Image Small Image Sir Lancelot reading his message
Large Image Small Image "So I'll just wait here then"
Large Image Small Image Castle celebration
Large Image Small Image Castle celebration #2
Large Image Small Image Guard
Large Image Small Image Guard watching Lancelot
Large Image Small Image Lancelot running
Large Image Small Image Guard watching Lancelot #2
Large Image Small Image Guard watching Lancelot #3
Large Image Small Image "Hey!"
Large Image Small Image Sir Lancelot in the castle
Large Image Small Image Princess Lucky
Large Image Small Image Lancelot bowing in front of the prince
Large Image Small Image The prince holding Lancelot's hand
Large Image Small Image The prince outside the window
Large Image Small Image Lancelot waving at the crowd
Large Image Small Image "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who..."
Large Image Small Image "He's going to tell."
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere "Niing" the old crone
Large Image Small Image The old crone
Large Image Small Image Roger the Shrubber
Large Image Small Image Back with the Knights of Ni
Large Image Small Image "Don't say that word!"
Large Image Small Image Sir Robin
Large Image Small Image "Now he's said the word!"
Large Image Small Image Sir Robin grinning
Large Image Small Image Journey Animation #1
Large Image Small Image Journey Animation #2
Large Image Small Image Journey Animation #3
Large Image Small Image Knights galloping along
Large Image Small Image Knights galloping along #2
Large Image Small Image Explosion in front of the knights
Large Image Small Image Tim on the mountain top
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere talking to Tim
Large Image Small Image Tim spewing fire
Large Image Small Image Knights and Tim
Large Image Small Image Tim the Enchanter
Large Image Small Image Tim the Enchanter (close-up)
Large Image Small Image Tim blowing more stuff up
Large Image Small Image "With nasty big pointy teeth"
Large Image Small Image Skull
Large Image Small Image Knights following Tim
Large Image Small Image Knights peering at the cave of Caerbannog
Large Image Small Image Knights peering at the cave of Caerbannog #2
Large Image Small Image The rabbit appears
Large Image Small Image The rabbit appears #2
Large Image Small Image "There!"
Large Image Small Image The rabbit attacks
Large Image Small Image The rabbit has the knight by the throat
Large Image Small Image Knight sans head
Large Image Small Image "Charge!"
Large Image Small Image Rabbit next to skull
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #1
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #2
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #3
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #4
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #5
Large Image Small Image Fight scene #6
Large Image Small Image Knights looking up
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere
Large Image Small Image The holy hand grenade
Large Image Small Image The Brothers
Large Image Small Image Crime scene
Large Image Small Image Reading the cave wall
Large Image Small Image Black Beast of Aaauugh
Large Image Small Image Black Beast of Aaauugh #2
Large Image Small Image Animator's heart attack
Large Image Small Image Bridgekeeper
Large Image Small Image Bridgekeeper #2
Large Image Small Image Intermission
Large Image Small Image Bridge
Large Image Small Image Launcelot being arrested
Large Image Small Image The boat
Large Image Small Image The boat sails up to the Castle Aaaagh
Large Image Small Image The French guard, again
Large Image Small Image Castle Aaaagh
Large Image Small Image French guards
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere walking away from the castle
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere
Large Image Small Image The army
Large Image Small Image Arthur and Bedevere leading the army
Large Image Small Image Police arrive
Large Image Small Image Arthur being arrested
Large Image Small Image Bedevere being arrested
Large Image Small Image Officer will bullhorn
Large Image Small Image Officer coming up to camera
Large Image Small Image The officer putting his hand over the camera lens

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Monty Python's Life of Brian:

Publicity Shots from the Life of Brian Re-release

WISEMEN.JPG Three wise men
LIFEOFBR.JPG The title
TITLESTR.JPG Credits
TITLESHE.JPG The head
BIGNOSE.JPG 'Oh. Right. That's your last warning.'
SICKDONK.JPG Harry the haggler and the donkey owner
BLASPHEM.JPG 'Blasphemy!'
WHISTLE.JPG 'No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!'
EXLEPER.JPG The ex-leper
ASMUCHGO.JPG Mandy, thinking about Nortius Maximus
LIMBCOLL.JPG The body parts collector
LORETTA.JPG Stan/Loretta
PFJ.JPG The People's Front of Judea
CANIJOIN.JPG 'Can I... join your group?'
POPULARF.JPG The Popular Front
LOCATIVE.JPG Brian's grammar lesson
ROMANIIT.JPG 'Finished!'
BRAINFLE.JPG The centurions chase Brian
THEAQUED.JPG Commando Xerxes and others
THROUGHM.JPG A commando looks around Pilate's audience chamber
ENTERPAL.JPG The P.F.J. enters Pilate's audience chamber
RIVALSFI.JPG The P.F.J. and C.F.G. fight
BENMANAC.JPG Ben
BEFOREPI.JPG Pilate questions Bwian
GUARDAMU.JPG Pilate testing a guard
BRAINFAL.JPG Brian loses his footing
BRAINSAV.JPG The spaceship saves Brian
INSPACEC.JPG The aliens
EARTHWAR.JPG The ship plummets back toward Earth
FROMWREC.JPG 'Ooh, you lucky bastard.'
THUNDERP.JPG The blood & thunder prophet
BEARDHAG.JPG Haggling
MATTHIAS.JPG The centurion and Matthias
PASSERSB.JPG Brian the prophet
HISGOURD.JPG 'This is His gourd!'
SANDAL.JPG The followers find Brian's sandal
SPIKE.JPG Spike, left behind
HAVANAGI.JPG Brian meets Simon the Holy Man
EIGHTEEN.JPG Simon sings 'Hava Nagila'
JUNIPERB.JPG Simon protects his juniper bushes
OPENSHUT.JPG Brian discovers the crowd
MULTITUD.JPG The crowd
JUDITHDE.JPG Mandy looks at Judith
BRIANSPE.JPG Brian addresses the crowd
AREYOUAV.JPG Mandy addresses the crowd
JUDITHEN.JPG Brian and Judith
PILATE.JPG Pilate
BIGGUSDI.JPG Biggus Dickus
CENTURIO.JPG The centurion, worried
IMMEDIAT.JPG 'This calls for immediate discussion!'
ONECROSS.JPG Nisus Wettus
WELEASEW.JPG Bob Hoskins shouts 'Welease Woger!'
BIGGUSSP.JPG Bigguth rethiteth the thcroll
LUCKBAS.JPG Ben, looking out of his cell
NOTMYCRO.JPG 'Ah, i-- it's not my cross.'
JAILERS.JPG The jailer, his assistant, and the centurion
CARRYING.JPG Brian carries his cross
ISHEJEWI.JPG Gregory
NOTSOBAD.JPG 'See? Not so bad, once you're up.'
MARTYRDO.JPG Reg reads to Brian
SUICIDES.JPG Otto and the Judean People's Front
BRIGHTSI.JPG 'Always look on the bright side of life.'
CROSSES.JPG The victims singing on their crosses
FINALSCE.JPG The final scene

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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Crimson Permanent Assurance:

GALLEY.JPG The galley
PIRATES.JPG Angry pirates
PLANK.JPG An administrator walks the plank
BLADES.JPG Fan blades
BILLOWS.JPG The Crimson Permanent Assurance lifts anchor
BUILDING.JPG The building sails away
BRIDGE.JPG The 'bridge'
CITY.JPG Sneaking into the big city
CABINETS.JPG Firing cabinets
WASHERS.JPG The window washers
V-PAINTR.JPG The sign painter
ZAPPED.JPG Someone is electrocuted
GLASSES.JPG A pirate gets his eyeglass painted white
SUNSET.JPG 'Sail away!'

C-LOGO.JPG The movie logo
INT-FISH.JPG Introduction by fish
C-GOD.JPG God with round and square Earths
C-STONE.JPG The film title
C-SEX.JPG Large cartoon lady
C-TRAIN.JPG Cartoon train
C-DEMON.JPG Cartoon demon
C-TV.JPG Man watching the telly
C-FACTRY.JPG People factory
I-BARE.JPG 'So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?'
I-PYCROF.JPG Mr. Pycroft, the administrator
I-TOWELS.JPG 'And the rough towels!'
I-2-STRK.JPG The stork brings another gift
I-2-CHIL.JPG Room full of children
I-2-SPM1.JPG 'If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.'
I-2-SPM2.JPG 'Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine.'
I-2-SPM3.JPG Holy statues
I-2-SPM4.JPG The song finale
I-2-PROT.JPG Mr. and Mrs. Blackitt
II-LORD.JPG Congregation
II-CLASS.JPG The headmaster, Humphrey Williams, speaks to Wymer
II-HEADM.JPG 'Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?'
II-WIFE.JPG The class
II-UNDRE.JPG Humphrey removes his underwear
II-OCARI.JPG 'It's an ocarina, sir.'
II-RUGBY.JPG The rugby match
III-CLOC.JPG The soldiers gives Biggs another clock
III-CAKE.JPG 'There's love in that cake.'
III-HAND.JPG The Hand of God
III-RSM.JPG Sergeant Major
III-SHAV.JPG Ainsworth shaves
III-BITE.JPG Perkins' leg bite
III-CASU.JPG War casualties
III-TIGE.JPG A tiger?
III-ZULU.JPG The Zulu Announcer
FTF-FIND.JPG 'Find the Fish'
IV-HENDY.JPG Mrs. Hendy cleans off Marvin's lens
IV-JOELI.JPG M'Lady Joeline
IV-CONVE.JPG Mr. Hendy takes a conversation card
V-MEN.JPG Two men from Liver Donors, Inc.
V-REMOVE.JPG Eric removes Mr. Brown's liver
V-KITCHN.JPG 'I'm too old for that sort of thing.'
V-GALAXY.JPG 'Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.'
V-SPACE.JPG Pregnant woman graphic in outer space
V-FRIDGE.JPG The man in pink returns to the refrigerator
V-PAINTR.JPG The sign painter at The Very Big Corporation of America
V-CORP.JPG Gunther notices the Crimson Permanent Assurance building
VI-NOELC.JPG Noël Coward
VI-CREO1.JPG 'Oh, shit. It's Mr. Creosote!'
VI-CREO2.JPG The maître D speaks with Mr. Creosote
VI-VOMIT.JPG Mr. Creosote vomits on the menu
VI-CLEAN.JPG Mr. Creosote vomits on the cleaning woman
VI-WAFER.JPG 'It's only wafer thin.'
VI-CREO3.JPG Mr. Creosote about to explode
VI-EXPLO.JPG Mr. Creosote's remains
VIB-JEWS.JPG 'I'm so sorry.'
VIB-GAST.JPG Gaston
VII-ARTH.JPG Arthur Jarrett, a convicted criminal
VII-NUDE.JPG Gorgeous women chase Arthur Jarrett to his death
VII-TREE.JPG Cartoon leaves
VII-GRIM.JPG The Grim Reaper
VII-I-AM.JPG Mr. Death in the middle of the table
VII-FING.JPG 'Shut up, you American!'
VII-HEAV.JPG Dinner guests in Heaven
VII-XMAS.JPG Tony Bennett sings
VII-WISE.JPG Three Wise Men
VII-ANGE.JPG 'It's Christmas in Heaven!'
END-END.JPG The End of the Film

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